THE CATS' TEN COMMANDMENTS.
1  Thou shall not feed me the same food twice in the same week.

2  Thou shall not tell me what to do ever.

3  Thou shall not sit on my chair without my permission.

4  Thou shall not purchase furniture that resists my claws.

5  Thou shall not feed the birds until I have merged with the nearest bush.

6  Thou shall not transport me to the vet in a cardboard box.

7  Thou shall not purchase or allow into the house a dog with teeth and legs.

8  Thou shall make all the bed-space available that I may need during the night.

9  Thou shall light the fire whenever I lie near or in last nights ashes.

10 Thou shall obey all of the above or a smell of piddle will gradually flow through the house.
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