1 Thou shall not feed me the same food twice in the same week.
2 Thou shall not tell me what to do ever.
3 Thou shall not sit on my chair without my permission.
4 Thou shall not purchase furniture that resists my claws.
5 Thou shall not feed the birds until I have merged with the nearest bush.
6 Thou shall not transport me to the vet in a cardboard box.
7 Thou shall not purchase or allow into the house a dog with teeth and legs.
8 Thou shall make all the bed-space available that I may need during the night.
9 Thou shall light the fire whenever I lie near or in last nights ashes.
10 Thou shall obey all of the above or a smell of piddle will gradually flow through the house.
